Nautical Noir

It’s almost like someone took all those awkward bits that make a swimsuit feel more like a sausage casing and chucked them overboard. This sleek one-piece is where minimalism throws a cocktail party with style - straight neckline, chic thin adjustable straps (no, not the kind you’ll spend the entire day untwisting), and ruched drawstrings on the hips to sort out exactly how much leg you fancy showing at brunch. Fully lined for absolute comfort, it’s got a silhouette that flatters without fuss - none of that overly engineered nonsense. There’s lovely ribbed fabric (90% polyester and 10% elastane) to add tactile interest, but the look is totally timeless.

That gathered side detail means there’s no need for a committee meeting to decide if this one will suit your shape. Or mood swings. Removable cups mean you can go from beach nymph to Baywatch bounce in seconds. It’s fully lined so you don’t have to worry about losing your dignity when wet (honestly, more swimwear should do this). And there’s enough coverage at the back for morning laps and enough cheekiness for late afternoon poolside cocktails.